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princecharmingtobe: beepbeep-car: woodlandeelf: Today I was...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:11:11 -0400

beepbeep-car:

woodlandeelf:

Today I was stopped in the hallway on my way to class by one of the security guards. She wouldn’t let me go to class and forced me to walk across the school to the main office to have my mom, who by the way was on her way to work, bring me “real pants” because the way I dressed was “sexually provocative.” Because of this I was ten minutes late to class, and after five minutes of actually being in class I was taken back out to be talked to again by the security guard and given my “real pants.”

These shorts are mid-thigh, and I am wearing opaque black tights. Other than my hands and my face, I had no skin showing whatsoever. So tell me, how is this being “sexually provocative?” (reminder: this is a typical american public high school, not a private or religious-oriented school)

The security guard ridiculed me, saying that what I was wearing was inappropriate. I told her that everyday, other girls walk around in skin-tight yoga pants, some even with their thongs clearly showing, and shirts that are see-through. “This is not bad clothing.” I had told her. This security guard plays favorites with the girls on who she does call out and doesn’t call out. On game days, the cheerleaders decide to wear their skirts that barely cover their butts and she doesn’t cal them out at all. She also openly said to my mom “I don’t look at what the boys are wearing, only the girls.”

When my mom came in to bring me the pants, she had a long talk with the security guard. She told my mom that I should know that there is a dress code, and that I should follow it. My mom told her “Maybe there shouldn’t be a dress code if it isn’t monitored consistently. This is double-standards.”

My mom also told her “The only distraction from class that is going on is you are pulling my daughter out of class and keeping her from learning.”

I had to walk up to this security guard to get my long pants, since she was talking to my mom, and my mom said to me sarcastically: “It appears that you are being sexually provocative, darling.”

“Oh yes mama, all the boys are just popping boners everywhere!” I pretended to swoon. We both left, my mom calling back to the security guard: “I didn’t need this today, you know. I need to get to work and I haven’t even showered yet. Good Job.”

The whole ordeal was ridiculous. Girls shouldn’t be ridiculed for wearing shorts. Even so, I was wearing thick tights that you couldn’t see through–much better than just wearing yoga pants. There is no way that what I was wearing could even be considered “sexually provocative.” Plus, anything the boys wear is completely fine in the eyes of the security guard, it’s only what the girls are wearing that are “inappropriate.” Even yoga pants where you can see the thong through it don’t “disrupt class” because nobody cares enough about what a student wears and does not wear, only the security guards.

tl;dr, dress codes are counterproductive and the enforcers cause more disruption for a student’s learning than shorts do.

♬ my sweater tights and mid thigh shorts bring all the boys to the yard ♪

Reminds me of the time this girl in my class who was wearing shorts that went almost to her knees asked to use the restroom, took forever, and came back wearing different pants. She said she got stopped in the hall because her shorts were inappropriate so she changed into her sweatpants for PE. Even our teacher was like “What?” I guess her knees were just really provocative.

is it just me or does it feel like we’re moving backwards? Soon girls are going to be taken out of class for showing ankles. This isn’t the god damn dark ages people.

justisse: xxfluffygenocidexx: justisse: when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:48 -0400

justisse:

xxfluffygenocidexx:

justisse:

when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period

We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.

Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.

we’re gonna need a bigger jar

pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:01:21 -0400

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

danalmostcaughtonfire: tunetechfrosthead: nothisisnotdog: *ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:01:04 -0400

danalmostcaughtonfire:

tunetechfrosthead:

nothisisnotdog:

*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*

*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*

DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT

nikoanesti: I know this seems like a joke but this literally is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:00:51 -0400

nikoanesti:

I know this seems like a joke but this literally is the gist of what happened today.

"The lights went out, and I remember Steven Spielberg took a flashlight and held it above his head..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:00:48 -0400

“The lights went out, and I remember Steven Spielberg took a flashlight and held it above his head and shined it down on himself and said, ‘Love story,’ and then put it under his chin and said, ‘Horror story.’ ‘Love story. Horror story.’”

- — Jeff Goldblum

(on being stuck inside due to a hurricane during the filming of Jurassic Park. From Welcome to ‘Jurassic Park’: An oral history)

luxurycruisinglarry: vaneciappe: Liam you are a bad boy I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:00:37 -0400

luxurycruisinglarry:

vaneciappe:

Liam you are a bad boy

I feel like I have greatly misunderstood Liam until now

lesbionage: hinkelvinkel: when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work but it’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:01:20 -0400

lesbionage:

hinkelvinkel:

when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work

but it’s not

And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005

peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:38:04 -0400

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:34:45 -0400

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

gryzio: d-hizzle: oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:35:34 -0400

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:01:31 -0400

i haven't done one of these in a while

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:44:07 -0400

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?

#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:21:10 -0400

#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

matthulksmash: tyleroakley: Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:07:43 -0400

matthulksmash:

tyleroakley:

Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview

I’m crying right now. I’m sitting in my hospital bed in tears right now.

To all my followers!

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:01:07 -0400

So I could really use some help. I’ve lived in michigan all my life and the summer temperatures, while not super different from South Carolina, are at least different enough that I’m going to notice. I’ll be there for most of the summer. Does anyone have any tips on dealing with the heat? I know I need to drink tons of water but I mean more than that. I’ll be working outside in the heat at a friends horse stable and while I’ve done stuff like this before, I’ve never done it in this kind of heat. Any tips would help!

spacesharkcomic: /v/ takes the Xbox One reveal reaaaaaally...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:42:45 -0400

spacesharkcomic:

/v/ takes the Xbox One reveal reaaaaaally well.

pettyartist: ktshy: drawing-bored: isn’t sass an emotional...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:39:20 -0400

Leonard Nimoy (1968)

Zachary Quinto (2009)

pettyartist:

ktshy:

drawing-bored:

isn’t sass an emotional response?

The human half brings the sass.

Sassmaster Spock

cumaeansibyl: Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:32:44 -0400

cumaeansibyl:

Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.

Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:24:49 -0400

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.