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Doctor Who Livestream: ‘Asylum of the Daleks'
waitingforamadmanwithabox: Airs: Saturday September 1st on BBC One at 7:20pm Greenwich Mean Time. That’s 2:20pm Eastern Time, 1:20pm Central Time and 11:20 Pacific Time. If you have any confusion about the time the episode will air where you live, then you can check by using this online time converter. BBC One Livestreams: 7:20pm GMT; 2:20e/1:20c America ...
sadanimedad: Today in my communications class we did one of those get-to-know-you projects and we had to partner up and show each other our phone background and see what we could assume about the other person from them So my partner had to try explaining this to the class:
digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one: And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes. In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit. ...
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
I don’t want to start schooool. I only have two classes tomorrow but still it’s too soon. I feel like school crept up on me again…
sexybritishllama: kaiyves: s**ybritishllama: i met a girl yesterday who said she recognised me from a vegetarian club, but i’d never seen herbivore Ha. OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY CENSOR OUT MY URL
greekmaid: omg today me my mom and my brother went out to get mcdonalds and my brother was the only one who wanted something so he pulled up and straight up said “yes can i have a mcwater” anD THE CASHIER STARTED ALHGING AND SAID “yES SIR YOUR ORDER WILL BE READY” and he pulled up to the next window and the lady gave him a cup of water with “mcwater” written on it in marker and i think it was...
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chakwas: houseofgoose: Do you ever want to take characters away from their writers for a while and give them a blanket and some hot soup and just let them rest for a bit
outerspacecake: andrew-scoot: this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING I think it’s just plain awesome, I love these things.
loki-is-our-god: so the other day i was in town with my mother getting my uniform for the new school year and i was wearing my “proud member of loki’s army” shirt and this guy walked past me with a captain america shirt on and as he walked past me he said “puny god!” so i said back to him “the soldier, the man out of time” and he started laughing and gave me a high five and my mother was like
so I’ve been meaning to get a tattoo for ages and I’ve had two ideas lined up and last year I picked the one that I liked more and I’ve just now got the money for it. But it happens to be a triskelion that I would get on my back and GETTING INTO TEEN WOLF JUST MADE THAT REALLY FUCKING AWKWARD. But I’m too stubborn to change my mind so I guess that’s that.