I just made a whole bowl of Wheaties and bananas
got the sugar on, cut up the banana, got it all together in the bowl… only to open the fridge and find out we have no milk. Well fuck, guess this shits going in the fridge till I can get some tomorrow
I going to go hug my HINABN books now
because thanks to tumblr I was reminded about how much I miss Hanna and now I’m really sad.
sarkyfancypants: ikeabakeria: nicolelodeoon: dreamlikethedreamer: -uhhleeseeuhh: thattwatdeziree: What the actual fuck? I’d literally start crying then piss myself OH MY GOD. holy shitttt, i’d call 911 this is pretty cool. Holy shit….
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
laytonsass: atinybitinsane: BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE. oh shit you’re right thank fuck it’s a sunday and not a school day
l-i-ndsi: justtrolling: haskitty: farhaaan: Best way to get out of class LMAOOO I WILL FOREVER REBLOG ! aahhahahhaha oh my god
Tell me your God Tier title! →
adriofthedead: knifeblowjob: davesexual: jopjoper: a-study-in-time-and-space: lick-my-creamsicle: biblefanfiction: heir of hope oh my god Rogue of Void Oh wowzers. Sylph of Heart :D Maid of Light witch of space i am jade harley it is me You are the Page of Breath. Rogue of Rage??? Sylph of Doom That sounds pretty fucking sweet
WHOOPS I JUST DOWNLOADED OUTLAW STAR
SEE YOU GUYS IN A WEEK
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU JUST READ A FIC
sh3rl0ck14n: AND THE WHOLE TIME YOU HAVE ONE HAND ON YOUR FACE AND ONE SCROLLING AND YOU JUST SCREAM WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED AND KICK AROUND AND GIGGLE MADLY YES THAT IS THE LIFE
Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat... →
aliapie: fathappyandcaffeinated: aatombomb: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I...
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
something was missing
Before tumblr: While I disagree, I humbly respect your opinion
After tumblr: listen here cum-slut
Post tumblr: let it all burn
holy fucking shit →
lizzledpink: biichama: m-azing: an au where Thresh and Rue win the Games to say “I cried” would be an understatement to say “I bawled big fat baby tears” would be a statement of fact THIS IS THE BEST FIC. sobbing everywhere oh my god I can’t stop sobbing
katara: i have fallen in love with more anime and video game characters than actual people
My teacher wants my class to go to the Cultural...
the only problem is she didn’t tell us where it is. We assumed as a class that it was on the college campus, but that one isn’t until Saturday, while the one she wants us to go to is tomorrow and we’re all really fucking confused because there are like… three other fairs tomorrow and if she doesn’t get back we’re just going to have to pick at random?
I am proud of my performance.– -Amandla Stenberg to E News! responding about the backlash of racist tweets concerning her appearance and ability to portray Rue that headed her way via Twitter. (via peenisseverlark)