sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
The wings are gonna fucking ROCK IT
toughtink: gameandwatch: you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring you mean like every single character on a family channel show?
holepsi: still the best Eurovision song don’t...
Ugh I can’t wait for the game tomorrow it’s gonna be so good. Unfortunately it’s the last game I get to go to this year because I’m heading down to South Carolina for the summer.
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
YES! JENNY IS ALIVE!
someguynamedjoe: And in that moment, I swear, the entire Doctor Who fandom let out a simultaneous sigh of relief.
longlivetheatre: for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly confused.
astudyintimelords: A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET THANK YOU
dylanofuckme: realizing just how many europeans i am following just now
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
#mccoy: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THE THING
spotters-guide: fishscalepanties: darkrobins: on one hand i want a nightwing movie, but on the other hand i know they’d totally prob fuck him up and try to make him ~gritty~ like batman i think id just really like them to start with a super gritty voice over and the actor portraying dick grayson doing the gargling-marbles christopher nolan batman voice then just have him choke and cough...
lizthefangirl: asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT
Discussing Hannibal @ work
Me: yeah and then he brews beer and its got people in it I'm sure
T: yeah but would that even work? I guess barley soaked in blood…
Me: or body fluids.
T: but you need sugar to brew beer.
Me: oh well cerebral spinal fluid has blood in it!
T: I bet it tastes like sugar water.
Both of us: …
drarna: i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
tulililli: reblogthings: lol your not special for knowing what a coaster is
baldy-locks: laughcentre: peenstagram: i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year was it free Please tell me it was freeeeeee
misandrwitch: Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. and the vegan wins